A true lady: The cat with 1000 lives

I: So you’re telling me you lived more than nine times?

II: I stopped counting.

I: So you’re a witch?

II: How’d you arrive there?! 

I: Well… you’re a black cat. You talk. & You’ve apparently died a thousand times and your back so…. 

What the hell. You’re fucking weird.

II: And you’re so fucking normal, pussy boy! 

I: Okay okay. You’re right. I’m sorry for judging you. 

    I just don't understand… you.

II: You have to understand yourself first to understand me. And then understand us.

I: What does understanding myself have to do with you?!

II: Well, you keep calling me strange because you haven't arrived at enough of yourself yet. 

I: Well how could I better understand you? 

II: By understanding you. Hellooooo?! Are you listening?!

I: Okay! What do I do? You must know, right? 

II: Know what?

I: How I’m supposed to understand myself. 

II: Awww. Baby boo-boo wants homework! 

I: Can you fucking get serious?

II: Aw, mushy mush meanie-meanie mushy mush! muah

I: Hey! You're a cat. Quit kissing me! 

II: Baby can’t accept that he loves it here. Awwww, mushy mushuuuu. kisses

 Hahah! look at you blush! Cutie pootie!! smooches

I: Can you stop?! I don’t….like to be loved so tightly. 

II: You know…you’re really freaking lame. 

But fine!  

Your homework is simple:

Get curious. 

I: About what?

II: Everything you keep avoiding, you damn avoidant! 

I: I don't think I'm an avoidant.

II: Okay let me think….

     You’re scared of questions you can’t answer.

     You run away from feelings you’ve never felt.

     You are…pretty much scared of anything you can’t

control.

     Sooooooo that makes you..

I:  Don’t you dare!

II: Kiss you? 

     Let me kiss you meanie boy!! 

I: Ugh. 

    How can I love someone so strange?!

II: hehehhe, 

     you love me? 

    I love you back! 

II: Truth is, God sent me here to soften you up. But he did NOT tell me you had gotten this rough around the edges

I: Wait.

    God sent …you? 

II: Yes! 

So can you please fucking wake up so we can quit coming back here?

I: But why would God send you? 

    You’re a witch.

II: mwuahahahahahahahahahhaha!

I: So you’re telling me you talk to God too? 

II: Of course.

I: And… he talks back?

II: He literally sent me here to get you. But honestly, I suggested we leave your ass behind this time.

I: But, why do you seem so….. 

    I don’t know. I can’t read you.

II: I told you. 

    You still haven't met a part of yourself yet. 

I: So you’re blaming your weirdness on me? 

II: Ummm you’re just as weird as me! 

    I see you right through you.

I: But you don’t know me.

II: I love how much you think you know about you.

Did you know you have too lived a thousand times?

I: Okay... sure.

II: No, really! 

     You and me. 

     We…. are.

I: stares in skepticism

II: chuckles

I know you. 

Very, very well. 

I: Sure…….sure.

II: Come here. 

Look me in my eyes.

I: What?

II: Quit fidgeting! 

Really.

Look. 

I: Okay, Okay.  reluctantly

gazing into each others eyes

II: Remember who you were before this mission.

I: Wait!

II: Careful. 

Don’t release too much of your guard all at once.

Let it come in slow.

I: I... 

I see you.

II: Who else do you see?

I: I see… 

me. 

laughs in disbelief

I see me! 

Us. We’re like…

dancing. 

II: chuckles

There you are. 

My divine.

I: small laugh

We look so….

II: Disgustly in love?

I: But how…

Just how did I fall in love with a…

cat?

II: IKRRRR. Just HOW did I fall for such a NORMIE?!!!!!