A true lady has a TON of tree friends.
A true lady knows life is an open bar!
A true lady never guards her door.
A true lady in her H0E PHASE
A true lady knows the price of cheap is f* expensive!
A true lady (adores) simple math.
A true lady gathers wisdom wherever she finds it.
A true lady never loses custody twice.
A true lady & her toolbox.
A true lady wraps her sexy in a bow!
A true lady fights with grace.
Any true lady knows no lady survives ladyless.
A true lady never goes hungry!
A true lady: The cat with 1000 lives
A true lady, in love with space.