A true lady never goes hungry!

A true lady loooooooooves to be well-fed.

bloated. plump. belly big. belly full!

because anything tastes good when you’re starving.

And before you know it, you’re digging in the trash for scraps

Your ass done completely lost the plot. 

Be a lady. Get your ass in the kitchen & to that stove!

Your hunger is only self-infliction. 

& it literally pains me to watch you eat shit!

You placed your nourishment in the hands of chance

drained your leverage 

& left yourself with no…choice?

Are you crazy?

You don’t have no rice on the stove? 

You used to always keep some rice on the stove!!!!

What the hell you doin’?

A true lady loves choice! She loves options!!

Gotta call you what you are chef,

silly 

because…

how the hell did you f* around & forget you can COOK?